05/12/2009



WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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15:53



My Favorite Christmas Movies, You Ask?

And yes,

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03/12/2009



“It smells like a wet mop in here, and I get the feeling that every single one of these women is running a low-grade fever.”

— Ron Swanson, strip club buffet aficionado

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20:44



I so very much want this Dinosaur-themed restaurant on Parks and Rec to be a real place.

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13:26



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frictionlesssuperfeet:

Olivia Olson All I Want for Christmas is You (Mariah Carey)

While this version is not the best ever recorded, it is the best recording (possibly of any song ever) by a ten-year-old. Plus, it’s from Love Actually, which all girls are legally required to love…actually.

From Wikipedia:

“According to director Richard Curtis’ commentary in the music section of the Love Actually DVD, Olson’s singing was so perfect, they were afraid the audience would not believe that a ten-year-old could really sing the way she did. They had to train her so that her singing would sound more believable.”

Personally, I suspect she’s a midget.

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1:50



“The white of my egg was a little colorless.”

— Padma, providing a critique during the Top Chef finale

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02/12/2009



There is absolutely nothing to drink in my office today...

…so I just took a cup of tap water and poured into it some lemon juice that I found in the otherwise empty refrigerator, along with two packs of leftover Splenda from someone who was making coffee.

Necessity is the mother of lemonade.

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13:12



Wow. Thank you, Internet.

Wow. Thank you, Internet.

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10:08



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frictionlesssuperfeet:

Fallout Boy What’s This (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Two holidays for the price of one!

Proud to say I introduced her to this awesome cover. I’m an unabashed Fall Out Boy fan, because despite Pete Wentz’s occasional eyeshadowed douchiness, shy lead singer Patrick Stump remains a great guy with an astounding voice. (See also: “Beat It” cover)

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