Last night SEAL Team 6 mounted a daring rescue mission to save two people — an American woman and Danish man — from Somali pirates. I assume it went exactly like this.

inothernews:

Gabby Giffords embraces President Obama before tonight’s State of the Union.

I have nothing to say about this. I just wanted to keep it.

idrewyourtweet:

Written by the human-closed-captioner @ChaseMit

So I guess this guy finds random tweets and draws them and he drew my tweet so kinda weird but thanks!

synecdoche:

no thanks.

Look at yourself, Internet. LOOK AT IT.

Sometimes, I still love this guy.

Pretty cool: One of my tweets made it into Huffington Post’s list of Twitter’s Funniest Reactions to Rick Perry Dropping Out of the Race, next to some very funny people. Check out the rest here.

Hilarious new card from me. [citation needed]

Send it

jonahray:

Listen to the latest WTF episode…it’s beautiful.

steveagee:

My friend Todd.  A great human.

Listened to this last night. Really great. I highly recommend.