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collegehumor:

Kanye West’s American Psycho Short (Yeezus Promo)

Yeezus will wash away your sins.

HAHAHA Scott Disick is fucking worthless. The role he’s born to play and he chirps every line like a confused Muppet. Shoulda used Miles Fisher, bro.

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*attempts to click ‘Like’ on top corner of post, notices it has moved down to bottom, scrolls down to bottom, loses interest*
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Swing away, M. Night.

Swing away, M. Night.

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A+++

A+++

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I have named so many trivia teams this.

I have named so many trivia teams this.

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New “Take Your Children To Work Day” card from me.
Send it

New “Take Your Children To Work Day” card from me.

Send it

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newyorker:

Last weekend, Nathaniel Wood took over The New Yorker’s Instagram account, posting dispatches from Coachella, and, created GIFs of bands, crowds, and California scenes that will make you wish you were there: http://nyr.kr/XTUwJ4

Incorrect.

newyorker:

Last weekend, Nathaniel Wood took over The New Yorker’s Instagram account, posting dispatches from Coachella, and, created GIFs of bands, crowds, and California scenes that will make you wish you were there: http://nyr.kr/XTUwJ4

Incorrect.

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Hey I know there’s a lot of really tense, important shit going on today but if you need me I’ll be in the corner quietly celebrating the fact that I still have a job.

Hey I know there’s a lot of really tense, important shit going on today but if you need me I’ll be in the corner quietly celebrating the fact that I still have a job.

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mikescollins:

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Bid here. Fair warning, I will try to outbid you.

There are many awesome people in this book and also me. You should go bid on it and be an awesome person too!

mikescollins:

You can bid on this one-of-a-kind and very nicely packaged book of tweets compiled by the lovely @rachow. Proceeds go to a really terrific cause. In addition to Who Cares people like myself this also includes handwritten pages from folks like Patton Oswalt, Weird Al, Jason Biggs and Ike Barinholtz!

Bid here. Fair warning, I will try to outbid you.

There are many awesome people in this book and also me. You should go bid on it and be an awesome person too!

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Nikki and Sara LIVE got its highest rating ever last night. Thank you to everyone who watched. You are why I get to keep living in New York and doing what I love. 

(P.S. This is a photo from the filming of last night’s “Next Season on Nikki And Sara LIVE…” sketch, which was incredibly fun to write.)

Nikki and Sara LIVE got its highest rating ever last night. Thank you to everyone who watched. You are why I get to keep living in New York and doing what I love.

(P.S. This is a photo from the filming of last night’s “Next Season on Nikki And Sara LIVE…” sketch, which was incredibly fun to write.)

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