February 2012
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Mitt Romney is like a really poorly written Ayn...
So like an Ayn Rand character.
Feb 11th
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The Today Show just aired a segment on how women...
I’m sure they meant to air a segment on how men can stop themselves from being lazy, stubborn shitbags, and showed this one by mistake.
Feb 6th
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“Help, I’m in so much pane.”
– guy who fell through a window and is bleeding to death but still has a sense of humor about it, or maybe he meant “pain” I dunno I just kept walking
Feb 2nd
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I know I'm a day late on this but
Key & Peele is great. 
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
24 posts
Sorry to ruin everyone's life but
That Donnie Darko account had already deleted the offending post before I had a chance to look. It must have been pretty controversial though. Maybe something about this.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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30 Rock had a pretty great Hunger Games reference...
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“Critics say [SOPA] will somehow lead to censorship.”
– Brian Williams, somehow sneaking in a little editorializing tonight on behalf of his pro-SOPA bosses at NBC Universal
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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I've heard a lot of bad predictions on Fox NFL...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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You guys, is Ricky Gervais really going to set the...
I want to say that commercial is just a metaphor, but who knows — he’s such a loose cannon!!
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →
thecranium: anniehinton: Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth.  “Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a long-term...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
December 2011
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Just had coffee with a comedian I really love and respect. And, aside from me getting lost three separate times in my own city, I think it went pretty OK. It was kind of surreal and she said a lot of really, really flattering stuff I wasn’t entirely prepared to hear, but we got to talk about comedy a lot, which was great. Some cool things might happen now and they might not, but either way,...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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In case you've ever been curious about what I do...
There’s a story about Someecards tomorrow on CBS Sunday Morning! I wasn’t interviewed for it since I live 900 miles away, but you’ll get to see all the people I work with and isn’t that EXCITING?? You’ll probably be asleep but DVR it or something OK geez!!
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Debate's over. Everyone lost.
Dec 11th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Well that was a great motherfucking episode of...
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dear Tim and Eric, Awesome movie. Great job, Chase
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd