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Mitt Romney is like a really poorly written Ayn...

So like an Ayn Rand character.

Feb 11th

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The Today Show just aired a segment on how women...

I’m sure they meant to air a segment on how men can stop themselves from being lazy, stubborn shitbags, and showed this one by mistake.

Feb 6th

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“Help, I’m in so much pane.”

– guy who fell through a window and is bleeding to death but still has a sense of humor about it, or maybe he meant “pain” I dunno I just kept walking

Feb 2nd

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I know I'm a day late on this but

Key & Peele is great.

Feb 2nd

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Feb 1st

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Sorry to ruin everyone's life but

That Donnie Darko account had already deleted the offending post before I had a chance to look. It must have been pretty controversial though. Maybe something about this.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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30 Rock had a pretty great Hunger Games reference...

Jan 27th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 21st

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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“Critics say [SOPA] will somehow lead to censorship.”

– Brian Williams, somehow sneaking in a little editorializing tonight on behalf of his pro-SOPA bosses at NBC Universal

Jan 19th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 15th

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I've heard a lot of bad predictions on Fox NFL...

Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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You guys, is Ricky Gervais really going to set the...

I want to say that commercial is just a metaphor, but who knows — he’s such a loose cannon!!

Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 4th

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Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →

thecranium: anniehinton: Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth. “Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a long-term...

Jan 3rd

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Jan 2nd

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Jan 1st

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Just had coffee with a comedian I really love and respect. And, aside from me getting lost three separate times in my own city, I think it went pretty OK. It was kind of surreal and she said a lot of really, really flattering stuff I wasn’t entirely prepared to hear, but we got to talk about comedy a lot, which was great. Some cool things might happen now and they might not, but either way,...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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In case you've ever been curious about what I do...

There’s a story about Someecards tomorrow on CBS Sunday Morning! I wasn’t interviewed for it since I live 900 miles away, but you’ll get to see all the people I work with and isn’t that EXCITING?? You’ll probably be asleep but DVR it or something OK geez!!

Dec 18th

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