December 2009
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Heroes is not just the only place on television,...
WTF is this!?
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November 2009
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“From a male point of view, the only redeeming feature of the Twilight books and...”
– John Scott Lewinski, “Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From Twilight”
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Watching old episodes of any TV show reveals one...
Everyone on them is slowly getting fatter.
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: “The D.E.N.N.I.S. System”
This is the imagined conversation I had with half of the guys I’ve dated since age 15 after making them view this clip:
Dude: Ha ha, Dennis is so hilarious. Wait, so why did you just show me this? Me: Because that’s what you do. You did that to me! Dude: Um. No. You’re crazy. (opens another beer) Me: I’m not crazy. Crazy is...
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They really, really, really need to do a sequel to...
Quick, someone make that.
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“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” - Neil Young originally by Will Smith (posted by sometimesagreatnotion)
This might just be the best cover I have ever posted. Neil Young played this last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and the universe was complete.
Hopefully this is a sign that everyone will stop laughing derisively when l say that Late...
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“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” - Neil Young originally by Will Smith (posted by sometimesagreatnotion)
This might just be the best cover I have ever posted. Neil Young played this last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and the universe was complete.
Hopefully this is a sign that everyone will stop laughing derisively when l say that Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is a damn good...
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Those New Facebook Suggestions Are Getting Out of...
(Follow link for rest of article)
I submitted this to CH about 10 days ago, and since it’s not going up until December 1, and the wait is getting excruciating, I’m posting it here first. Like it if you like it, but do me a solid and wait until it hits the front to Digg, if you please.
Thanks to Katie for the Photoshopping, as well as for the stroke of utter genius to have text...
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WatchIt’s always fun when Costello stops by the Report, but this was an especially good visit. Skip to 4:20 for the song, and try to imagine the viable and prolific career in country music Stephen Colbert could’ve had, had things worked out slightly differently.
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Holy Shat
I was never a big Star Trek fan, even as a kid. I was as familiar with the basic mythology as anyone, and thought First Contact was pretty great (Borg = Space Zombies = YES), but that’s about it.
Like a lot of people, this summer’s J.J. Abrams-helmed sequel/reimagining really brought me around. And though it was fast-paced, smartly-written and ridiculously fun, part of me always...
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Hey Best Buy
Cool it with the commercials about how your HDTVs are so sharp that I’ll “think [I’m] at the game!”
I’m sure the picture is great, but I don’t appreciate the implication that I’m a retarded person.
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Kings of Leon — Fans
KoL, singing about their...
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Such Great Heights - Ben Folds...
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First thought upon seeing the trailer for...
Wait. Is that…
…is that Tim!?
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WatchJust rediscovered this awesome Seinfeld epilogue (by way of a pre-Samburg SNL Digital Short and the talents of the entire cast of OZ), just in time for tonight’s Curb finale.
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Health care debate headed to Senate floor →
(Sad but) True story: Our local news just distorted this story so much that I came away thinking the Dems had not gotten the 60 votes.
It was until I looked it up online that I discovered otherwise.
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BATTLE OF THE SUPER-THICK ACCENTS
Just heard two Pakistani gentlemen attempt to order food at a Mexican restaurant. The exchange that followed was as awkward as it was unintelligible.
I felt racist just for overhearing it.
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“On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?”
– Tonight’s “Parks and Recreation” is KILLING (via jheath)
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“When you peel back all the pretty, shoot-y layers of the Sarah Palin onion,...”
– Jon Stewart
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WatchThis scene was cut from last week’s episode of The Office, which is a shame, because it’s pretty hilarious. There are some shades of David Brent here that Michael hasn’t really shown in a long time.
Poor Erin.
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Bring back the HUH! →
kevinslane:
Sorry, but this is kind of ridiculous. I like the ‘huh’ a lot too, but this article is basically the equivalent of those million Facebook groups that people make every time something small is changed about the site. It even has the requisite: “UPDATE: We have ____ members in just ____ hours! I bet if everyone invites their friends, we can make this huge!”
It’s less than a second of...
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irishmexi:
RTMT - Lady Gaga - Boys Boys Boys
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january20:
The neighbors are stargazing outside my window (or at least it sounds like they are). It’s a great night for it, but go somewhere else, some of us have exams tomorrow.
That’s your property. You are fully within your rights to run outside in long johns with a shotgun.
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Oh one more thing
danieleric:
so you know about that date I got for my fraternity’s formal? she ended up saying no. that makes me 0 for 2.
IDEA! Ask Sarah. When it’s over, you two can blog about your sadness together.
“Blogging? I love blogging! About my sadness.”
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New T-Shirt Idea
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mattgorman:
You know those t-shirts for college rivalries that say “Beat State” or “Beat Iowa,” etc. Well it’s like that except it says “Beat Writers.”
How about “Beat Niks” so people will assume you mean the Knicks when you’re actually alluding to the anti-conformists of the ’50s and ’60s characterized by Kerouac, Ginsberg, and Burroughs?
Um, I’ve got a better idea. How...
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