December 2009
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You know, I'm pretty sure I could handle meeting...
Dec 31st
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ListenThey Might Be Giants — Older Food for thought as...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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streeter: How could someone with such a good understanding of editing, pacing and story telling be responsible for this great fan-made ad AND have a hotmail account for his contact?  I must meet this breathing contradiction. Wow. This guy imbues the Mario series with more wonder, romance, nostalgia and poignancy in a minute and 30 seconds than Nintendo itself has done in 29 years. I wish I...
Dec 28th
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“Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is either spinning in his grave, or unable to spin...”
– David Wong on Guy Ritchie’s “violent and sexy” Sherlock Holmes in “The Top 5 Everything of the Decade,” today’s year-end tag-team article on Cracked.
Dec 28th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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thedailywhat: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy and The Muppets perform a permasmile-inducing rendition of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” accompanied by The Roots and the incessant squeeing of your inner-child. [via.] And what happened then? Well in the office they say, that Chase’s annoyed-to-be-working-on-Christmas-Eve-heart grew three sizes that day.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Is it just me?
kborin: Or does everyone else get offended when people say “Merry Christmas” to you. Granted, I’m Catholic, and “Merry Christmas” would be the proper greeting, but random people don’t know that I’m Catholic. Every time someone says it, I’m severely tempted to look them straight in the eye and say “Thanks, but I’m Jewish” Is it just me? Or does anyone else not get irrationally appalled by...
Dec 22nd
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gawkertv: This may be the single greatest/ confusing moment in television history. Apparently there is a program about people who repossess cars. Apparently there is a pregnant lady who cant make her payments. Apparently she goes into labor while they are trying to take her ride….. Uh except that its a pillow baby and she has elaborately staged the whole thing. Amniotic fluid and all! (Via...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Gross SNL
jheath: just…gross Are you kidding me? Funniest sketch of the night so far. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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ListenLouis Jordan and Ella Fitzgerald — Baby It’s...
Dec 17th
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Seanbaby v. Scrapbookers →
If you’ve ever wondered what it would sound like if an internet comedy writer hurled devastating insults at your mother, read on.
Dec 17th
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ListenDo They Know It’s Christmas — Band Aid A...
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Epic Iron Man 2 trailer is epic.  I don’t wanna spoil anything for you, but it includes a MACHINE that has been outfitted for WAR. War Machine. It has War Machine.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Have some ROFLs for breakfast.
Dec 16th
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“My first kiss was directed by my father.”
– Jason Reitman on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, divulging how his dad, legendary filmmaker Ivan Reitman, loved giving his barely-pubescent son bit parts in his movies. (Said first kiss occurred during a scene in Schwarzenegger’s immortal Kindergarten Cop.)
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Listenconormckeon: copycats: I Believe In A Thing...
Dec 16th
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katespencer: “Zac Efron threw rumors out the window of his love life being on the rocks when he threw a MAJOR surprise party for his GF, Vanessa Hudgens for her 21st birthday.” — Sometimes the “writing” on Perez Hilton makes my brain ooze out my ears. Someone get that asshole and his blog-slaves an editor. Oh, and by sometimes I mean always. Ahem. “Zac Efron recently...
Dec 15th
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ListenJars of Clay — Little Drummer Boy Take two of the...
Dec 15th
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Ditto to what Andrew said. Troy and Abed > Everything Else.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this...”
– Clark W. Griswold (via menstrom) Auto reblog because obviously
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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ListenRay Charles — That Spirit of Christmas More...
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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ListenTrans-Siberian Orchestra — Carol of the Bells ...
Dec 11th
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“It’s exactly like the Corleone family, except there’s no morality and everyone...”
– DOB dissects the Jersey Shore phenomenon
Dec 11th
It's official: Parks and Recreation is my favorite...
Also Aubrey Plaza and Chris Pratt are pretty much the most adorable thing ever.
Dec 11th
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“I know guys like this Mike. He used to be a nerd, and now he’s a meathead.”
– Pierce (Chevy Chase), on the bully (Anthony Michael Hall) who’s been picking on Jeff and Abed, an accurate assessment that he owes to some inside knowledge…
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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AT&T to Urge Wireless Customers To Use Less Data →
fittythebone: bullshit: Ben Ryan To Urge AT&T To Go Fuck Themselves And Use The $100 I Give Them Every Month (For The Right To Use An Unlimited Amount Of Data) And Their Massive Annual Profits To Upgrade Their Shit, In Order To Keep Any Customers They Are Lucky To Still Have If they want Luke Wilson to do more ads, they’ll have to lure him to that giant map with TWO trails of...
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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