Grammar Nazi Venting
frictionlesssuperfeet: mattgorman: The main reason I hate listening to the radio isn’t the crappy music, inane banter, or most of the ads, it’s actually one ad in particular: the Gatorade G2 commercial. It repeatedly says the phrase “less calories for more athletes”. If you can’t spot what’s wrong with this phrase, I might hate you as well. JK, but not really… Anyway, it’s “FEWER calories…”...
Apparently there is a way to improve 'Guitar Hero'... →
Using advanced nitpicking technology, the fucking geniuses I want to hug at Activision have somehow discovered things that ‘Guitar Hero: World Tour’ wasn’t doing quite right enough, and added an extra dash of awesome. Here’s the poop on ‘Guitar Hero 5’ (I’m assuming a needlessly cumbersome subtitle like ‘Stairway to Shreddin’ or ‘We Will,...
As in, that’s what we’re going to be doing when we finish the article we wrote tonight. Can’t wait.
This is approximately 400 months old but still one of the most beautiful things I think I’ve ever seen. Not as beautiful as a plastic grocery bag blowing around in a light breeze, but close.
Sometimes the TV can hear you.
Commercial for "The Next Food Network Star" features fat Asian lady listing her lofty aspirations...
Katie: She's so fat her eyes can't even open.
Fat Asian Lady: I really want to open people's eyes...
I would expect this of Merriam-Webster, but not of... →
Remember that old chestnut, “‘Ain’t’ ain’t a word, ‘cause ‘ain’t’ ain’t in the dictionary”? It seems that folksy dialect is now the least of our language’s problems.
Aaron Copland Rodeo Happy Memorial Day! Enjoy...
What 'Ace of Cakes' does to people
While clicking through TV coverage of a rodeo, we see an injured bull rider laid out on a stretcher… Katie: Is that a person, or a person made of cake? Me: That’s a person made of person. Katie: Oh. Boring.
Pink Please Don’t Leave Me Possibly the...
James Cameron Reacts to Terminator Salvation →
Chase did this one with the assistance of Kevin K, who is himself a time-traveling robot.
fittythebone: I leave tomorrow for California for 5 days for my little sister’s graduation from St. Mary’s. I’m mentally preparing for 5 days of drunken family fun. Hopefully I don’t have to answer too many questions about what the hell I’m doing with my own life. Only time and whiskey will tell. Fuck it. California, HERE I COME!!! I believe what you mean is: “California. CALIFORNIA....
january20: thomasmurray: Ready for a mindfuck? Here’s a theory about Ferris Bueller’s Day Off that overthinks the lighthearted movie: “My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves. One day while he’s lying sick in bed,...
Amy Winehouse Tears Dry On Their Own
Oooo, then I can call it Uncle Tomtom!– Katie, on giving her GPS the soothing voice of a older black man
PostSecrets Through History
PostSecret is a place where guilty people upload handmade confessions, allowing them to combine ‘art’ with ‘anonymous complaining.’ But it’s been around longer than you think.
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NewsFreed 2: The Red Badge of Pwnage