May 2009
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May 31st
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Grammar Nazi Venting
frictionlesssuperfeet: mattgorman: The main reason I hate listening to the radio isn’t the crappy music, inane banter, or most of the ads, it’s actually one ad in particular: the Gatorade G2 commercial. It repeatedly says the phrase “less calories for more athletes”. If you can’t spot what’s wrong with this phrase, I might hate you as well. JK, but not really… Anyway, it’s “FEWER calories…”...
May 29th
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May 29th
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Apparently there is a way to improve 'Guitar Hero'... →
Using advanced nitpicking technology, the fucking geniuses I want to hug at Activision have somehow discovered things that ‘Guitar Hero: World Tour’ wasn’t doing quite right enough, and added an extra dash of awesome. Here’s the poop on ‘Guitar Hero 5’ (I’m assuming a needlessly cumbersome subtitle like ‘Stairway to Shreddin’ or ‘We Will,...
May 29th
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Coming Soon.
As in, that’s what we’re going to be doing when we finish the article we wrote tonight. Can’t wait.
May 29th
May 27th
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WatchWatch
This is approximately 400 months old but still one of the most beautiful things I think I’ve ever seen. Not as beautiful as a plastic grocery bag blowing around in a light breeze, but close.
May 27th
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Sometimes the TV can hear you.
Commercial for "The Next Food Network Star" features fat Asian lady listing her lofty aspirations...
Katie: She's so fat her eyes can't even open.
Fat Asian Lady: I really want to open people's eyes...
May 27th
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I would expect this of Merriam-Webster, but not of... →
Remember that old chestnut, “‘Ain’t’ ain’t a word, ‘cause ‘ain’t’ ain’t in the dictionary”? It seems that folksy dialect is now the least of our language’s problems.
May 26th
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May 25th
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ListenAaron Copland Rodeo Happy Memorial Day! Enjoy...
May 25th
What 'Ace of Cakes' does to people
While clicking through TV coverage of a rodeo, we see an injured bull rider laid out on a stretcher… Katie: Is that a person, or a person made of cake? Me: That’s a person made of person. Katie: Oh. Boring.
May 25th
May 23rd
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ListenPink Please Don’t Leave Me Possibly the...
May 21st
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James Cameron Reacts to Terminator Salvation →
Chase did this one with the assistance of Kevin K, who is himself a time-traveling robot.
May 21st
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CA bound
fittythebone: I leave tomorrow for California for 5 days for my little sister’s graduation from St. Mary’s.  I’m mentally preparing for 5 days of drunken family fun.  Hopefully I don’t have to answer too many questions about what the hell I’m doing with my own life.   Only time and whiskey will tell.  Fuck it.  California, HERE I COME!!! I believe what you mean is: “California. CALIFORNIA....
May 21st
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May 20th
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Anyone?
january20: thomasmurray: Ready for a mindfuck? Here’s a theory about Ferris Bueller’s Day Off that overthinks the lighthearted movie: “My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves. One day while he’s lying sick in bed,...
May 20th
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ListenAmy Winehouse Tears Dry On Their Own
May 20th
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“Oooo, then I can call it Uncle Tomtom!”
– Katie, on giving her GPS the soothing voice of a older black man
May 19th
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PostSecrets Through History
PostSecret is a place where guilty people upload handmade confessions, allowing them to combine ‘art’ with ‘anonymous complaining.’ But it’s been around longer than you think.
May 15th
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Least Popular Children's Valentines
May 15th
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NewsFreed 2: The Red Badge of Pwnage
May 15th
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NewsFreed
May 15th