July 2009
118 posts
“It’s bullshit. I had to call out of work Monday just because they...”
– Dan O’Brien, on why he got sick at Comic-Con.
In 'things of which you're already well aware'... →
This article asks, then quickly answers, why the internets are so full of people who hate her existence.
Seanbaby. →
I haven’t even laid eyes on this yet, but am linking it sight-unseen because that’s how confident I am that it will make you laugh.
shadeofgrey:
““Let’s rearrange
I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
Just say that we agree and then never change
Soften a bit until we all just get along
But that’s disregard
Find another friend and you discard
As you lose the argument in a cable car
Hanging above as the canyon comes between””
—
-The Fray (Over My Head)
It amazes me how often I can find the most precicse way to explain...
GIJoe.com. guess who did the animation of these.... →
jennifermorris:
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COOL!!!
I never noticed how much the Cobra emblem looks like a vagina.
Zero Punctuationgasm →
I love how much Yahtzee does not love the Wii.
“Apatow is a TV hack out of water.”
– Armond White sums up his views on Funny People — and for that matter, “Undeclared” and “Freaks and Geeks” — in eight words.
WatchA pretty much perfect 14 seconds of internet.
The Fatchelor
Dear Producers and Cast of “More to Love,”
If I wanted to watch these people exist, I would look literally anywhere else but my TV screen.
FML
Some lady on “Throwdown With Bobby Flay” just said the words “Now we’re gonna fill our puffy tacos,” but the password to the That’s What She Said blog is locked securely inside the brain of Katie Marino, who has fallen asleep on the floor beside me.
The Amazing Adventures of Mitchell and Marino
Anyone else remember the couple-of-year stretch when the only superhero movies that got made were based on old comic strips and movie serials?
God I fucking LOVED that. Anyway those were very formative years for me, and yesterday while Katie and I were at the pool, and I was reading the shit out of this:
(which is fucking excellent, BTW)
…I started to form an idea, the specifics...
Hey, world — Ghostbusters II is better than you...
Give it another chance.
That is all.
Came up with a really good idea today
And we’re excited about it!
New Rock Paper Scissor Moves →
benjoseph:
Don’t tell the rest of Olde English, Raphael, but I love you the most.
This is the only time where “Nicolas Cage FTW” isn’t followed by “at wearing bee helmets” or “finding out how things got burned.”
Watchmattgorman:
I really didn’t want to like this video, I hate wedding videos, but this was really cool and surprisingly touching somehow.
One of my hobbies the past couple of days has been reading the disapproving comments of religious people under the YouTube version.
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So now that I'm in an Incubus mood...
Have you heard this?
Not quite as good as the Foo Fighters’ cover of “Darling Nikki” (which has apparently been erased from the Internet by Prince’s magical powers), but surprisingly fun.
mattgorman:
Incubus - Megalomaniac
Favorite...
“I don’t want to sound like a nerd, but I’ll learn how to masturbate...”
– Seanbaby, obviously.
“In light of the escalating situation, and taking into consideration the...”
– One of Cracked’s 7 True Stories That Prove the Airlines Hate You, many of which make the “United Breaks Guitars” guy sound like a whiny bitch.
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In case you’ve been playing the Ghostbusters video game for a week straight and are really in the mood to watch the movie, here’s a site where you can see it, legally, for free.
It’s pretty much the Hulu of Sony-owned properties. You can also enjoy classics like Stripes, Groundhog Day, and movies not starring Bill Murray, if you’re into that kind of thing.
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Watch(via jennifermorris)
Told you guys this show was finding its footing.
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Beastie Boys' MCA has cancer →
Good thing he went and got that check-ch-check-check-check-check-ch-checked out.
leeleeleelee:
Police the Police
Who watches the watchmen?
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WatchJust in time to ruin my rabid enjoyment of the game. Decent special effects, though.
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andrewbridgman:
“We love the Futurama voice performers and absolutely wanted to use them, but unfortunately, we could not meet their salary demands. While replacing these talented actors will be difficult, the show must go on. We are confident that we will find terrific new performers to give voice to Matt and David’s brilliantly subversive characters.”
— Fox, doing it wrong for the umpteenth...
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menstrom:
Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome
The...