September 2009
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Just found out Oliver from The O.C. is in Texas...
I cannot wait for this death scene.
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Taxi Driver is on Turner Classic Movies right now...
This is a fantastic discovery.
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“Suzanne had a red jacket, she had a blue jacket, and she had a black jacket. Now...”
– Gordon Ramsay, master of observations
You're not like, ACTUALLY for-real evil, are you,...
…because I was always under the impression that that was just some laughably close-minded rallying cry hollered by dumbfucks clutching misspelled protest signs.
But when the LA Times posts an op-ed piece defending Roman Polanski… well, that kind of leaves me at a loss. The fact that he was arrested on his way to collect an award isn’t some kind of injustice. It’s the...
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Mel Gibson starring in film about man who talks to...
Movie is being filmed on location inside Gibson’s mind.
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conormckeon:
“Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen Cover)”...
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Heroes was actually
pretty awesome tonight. Apparently Bryan Fuller wrote it, even though it wasn’t his name on the credits. That would definitely explain it though.
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Next CH article is written
Now to Photoshop*.
*Now to have Katie Photoshop.
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Creator of ‘Mad Men’ keeps its characters true to... →
kevinslane:
One of my favorite tv critics (Matthew Gilbert) talks about the glacial pace of “Mad Men,” and what can be read (or seen) in between the lines.
Glacial pace my ass. Have you seen the last two episodes?
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WatchDear god this is funny.
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Let. It. Go. →
My hatred of hypocrisy > My hatred of animal abuse
The man served his time. No go protest the makers of bug spray or something.
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“Tom Brady, and those eyes…”
– Terry Bradshaw, lost in thought.
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Imogen Heap — Hide And Seek
The original, in case...
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not-ean:
Jason Derulo ft Imogen Heap - What you...
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Jenny Slate Just Dropped The F Bomb
conormckeon:
and definitely exhibited the “Oh my christ I just said ‘fuckin’ on live TV but thank god everyone stopped watching 20 seconds into this sketch because it’s horrible but oh shit it’s 2009 and the internet exists” face.
Seth Myers looked like he was literally guarding her from Lorne during the closing credits.
I’m not sure what was more embarrassing though: The fact that she...
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“No sir, you’re right. This is not funny.”
– A line from this SNL sketch that also happens to be an assessment of it.
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WatchJust.
God.
So cute.
if 80's tv actors starred in adaptations of...
andrewbridgman:
Bram Stoker’s Bakula
Baiowulf
Man of La Danza
Don Johnson’s Inferno
Danson With Wolves
Kirk Decameron
Ron Howard’s End
Jack Lord of the Flies
The Adventures of Tom Selleck
Farrahnheit 451
The Pit and the Penn Jillette
EDIT: The Sun Also Reisers
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Hey, Entertainment Industry, Let's Make a Deal
If you cut this shit out
I’ll never watch another pirated movie again.
(Until I hear back from you, though, I’m going to watch twice as many, just in case.)
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Win #10 eludes me, though I did manage to rack up the editor’s picks this week.
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Say It Taint So...
Trevor Moore of Whitest Kids U’Know just sullied his rep by doing a “comedy sketch” for Jay Leno.
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If my agency ever has me write ad copy for some...
Because I just Googled it and found zero usages.
How is that even possible? Doesn’t matter. Mine now.
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Smart Car Caption Contest Winners!
leeleeleelee:
OK, I have the winners from yesterday’s smart car contest. It was definitely a close call between three entries, but the winner is:
Winner: menstrom : You’re still over-compensating.
Runner Up: irishmexi : Top Speed: Homosexual
If you’ll leave your emails as a comment, I will send you the grand prize: some random thing that will fit in an envelope.
Congratulations to...
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I mean what I'm about to say.
“The Gang Hits The Road” was the “Chinese Restaurant” of It’s Always Sunny episodes. We all just watched a classic.
“I was supposed to have a rock fight with some crazy guy.”
– Parks and Recreation is awesome now.
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Owl City - Fireflies
This band has hollowed out...
("Holy Shit,;: — It's... →
If I ever get colon cancer, I’m waiting till Sept. 24 to announce it.
Get Ready to Cry →
leeleeleelee:
At an Arkansas high school football game this past weekend, a player did something amazing. It wasn’t scoring a touchdown. In fact, it was the exact opposite.
Cave City High was playing their conference rival Yelleville-Summit. Yelleville-Summit is a small school for two towns that has a noticeably smaller football team (in both numbers and size). Before the season started, a...
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A Tragic Day For Hipsters Everywhere →
Because they hate doing things that are illegal.
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JUST FIGURED OUT OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, YOU GUYS
Super stoked.
I'm really bad
jennifermorris:
at remembering people’s faces. I’m good with names but not faces, which means I’m only ok over the phone or email.
I’ve gotten into the habit of always taking a photo of whoever’s number I’m entering ino my phone, so when I’m supposed to meet them the following week or whatever I won’t seem quite as retarded as I actually recognize them.
But when you’re meeting someone for the...
