January 2010
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Jimmy Kimmel reacts to Leno's bitch-baby Oprah... →
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Things most people think of when they hear the...
1. A notepad.
2. Your friend’s apartment if he lives in the 60s, or is being ironic, or is Kermit the Frog.
3. Verb, To insulate.
4. Thai.
5. Other things that don’t have to do with perioding.
Attention, America: Your favorite new joke is stupid. Also not new.
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“Listen, I’ve got a long-standing relationship with this judge. And I...”
– Gayle
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“What I’m trying to say is, when I get out of prison, can I hang out with...”
– Wheeler
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Atlanta has the worst fucking drivers in the...
My ride home. Every evening:
2 Times stuck behind someone who fails to notice light has turned green
2 Times stuck behind someone going 25 under speed limit
2 Times nearly hit by someone going 35 over speed limit while trying to pass someone going 25 under speed limit
4 Drivers in dark vehicles, without headlights on, at night, speeding, in oncoming lane
3 Times nearly hit...
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Frank Sinatra — My Way
Conan, Andy and Max —...
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“Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of...”
– Conan O’Brien, final episode of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, 10/23/2010 (via uprightcitizens) (via dwightyouignorantslut) (via lonelytourist) (via heartwarming) (via sammmiam)
I might have teared up a little.
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WatchNeed more now
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The Collected Works of Triumph the Insult Comic... →
…for me *sob* …to poop on. *sniffle*
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Gawker put all the best stuff from last night's... →
Things are going from bad to worse in California, from worse to worst in Haiti, and the American political outlook is depressing as shit.
It’s gonna be an all-Conan day. Apologies in advance.
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Am I Dreaming?
conormckeon:
Or have we finally reached The Office clip show?
EDIT: Nope, not a dream. a clip show.
At least it makes total sense within the conceit of the series. Obviously the 8 hours of footage the documentary crew shot at Dunder-Mifflin that day wasn’t sufficient to edit into 22 minutes of show.
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thedailywhat:
Lunch Links:
Confirmed: Conan signs NBC exit deal. Also: That $1.5 mouse-car bit wasn’t real.
Christ, don’t be stupid. It was a joke. A really well-conceived, well-executed joke.
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WatchWhile Leno takes cheap shots at Letterman’s marriage, Letterman keeps hitting Leno where it really hurts — everywhere.
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“‘Human Target’ is like James Bond on adrenaline!”
– Fox promo
Isn’t James Bond like James Bond on adrenaline?
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WatchFavorite moment from last night’s show, despite Paul Bettany’s surprisingly hilarious tales from Christmas vacation.
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Staffers furious to lose their jobs while Conan... →
notean:
Thanks a lot Leno and Zucker. And Coco.
Ean, this is bunk. Don’t trust stories that don’t name their sources, especially from a rag with zero accountability like The New York Post. Conan has always looked after his writers. He paid them with his own money during the strike, and you’d better believe he’s bringing them with him if (when) he signs a new deal with...
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If you're not completely sick of hearing about the... →
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Gawker has the video of Kimmel on Leno. →
It’s the second one down the page. Watch it. Now.
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This just in: 'Tonight Show' deal not done yet... →
Could TMZ actually be wrong about something? (I’m not being sarcastic. That legit has almost never happened.)
Stay tuned…
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TMZ: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Back On →
thedailywhat:
Final deal allegedly stuck giving Jay his old time slot back. New terms would mean Conan is officially out.
So, so dumb.
[tmz.]
This makes my fucking skin crawl. Leno will never get a reputable comedian on his show again. Ever.
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“I’m glad it failed.”
– Ben McKenzie, star of Southland (first NBC casualty of The Jay Leno Show), does a little gloating in the wake of Jay’s prime-time demise.
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“The truth is that most people under 30 don’t care about TV, they care about...”
– Hollywood publicist Michael Levine clearly has his finger on the American pulse
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Sister Act — I Will Follow Him
This one goes out...
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Watchbenjoseph:
Holy Christ, is there anything Josh can’t do?
dangurewitch:
Internet Bridge Troll, written by me and Ben, directed by Sam, starring Craig Rowin, Elaine and Josh. This started out as a commercial for Internet Troll Dolls, but we ran into legal trouble. And I’m glad we did, because now we all get to watch Josh play a troll. Digg it!
Love this.
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