Fuck it all.
Counterpoint: Fuck only some of it.
November 2010
44 posts
Ugggggggggh Florence and the Machine is getting Gleeified. →
mtv.com
I hate Glee like no one has ever hated anything.
Even you, Hitler.
In the fall, "going to the grocery store" essentially means "going to see if I can beat my own record for 'number of pomegranates crammed into one shopping cart.'"
Dead Give Away
*boy and girl just met a week ago and just started texting each other the day before this convo*
boy: so uhh, do u like anyone?
girl: yeessss :)
boy: really? who?
girl: someone u know very well
boy: plz dnt tell me its (says his best friends name)
girl: nope :)
boy: whats his hair color?
girl: brown
boy: (names someone else)
girl: haha no :)
boy: whats his race?
girl: if i say it would be a dead give away
boy: why am i the only russian you know?
girl: yes :)
Just saw Jim Carrey on Letterman...
…and he clearly hasn’t flexed his comedy muscles in a decade and a half. He’s still basically playing the same character from Liar Liar, except the movie never, ever stops.
At least he’s taken up the very important cause of convincing mothers to avoid giving their children potentially life-saving immunizations based on absolutely nothing at all.
I’ve never been so ashamed of 1993 me.
“It happened with those two guys being adorable together. Originally, if you watch some of the earliest episodes, you’ll see that the writers are trying to force Chevy and Donald to happen, as like a Beavis and Butt-Head. That was my original concept, was those guys are the little kids in the family, so they’re like the little brothers, and they get into trouble together, and Abed’s his own thing. But Danny and Donald started hanging out together the first weekend that the show was on the air, they helped each other move. They’re just cute together, and everybody likes them together, and then on-screen when they’re doing stuff together – I saw them beat-box together on a red carpet, so I wrote a little rap for them, that “Biblioteca” rap. Then it was out of our hands.”
—
Dan Harmon (about the Abed/Troy bromance)
Note: This also basically describes how Jeff/Annie happened.
Would that this couch were a time couch
I could watch Community again right now.
The Most Depressing Tourist Attraction Ever →
cracked.com
Some friends remember this. Some don’t because they weren’t there.
This is sadlarious.
