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Jan 1st

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Parties are great, but I like to ring in the New...

Jan 1st

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I think the real MVPs of this game were the...

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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So I'm finally getting started on Breaking Bad...

I guess you know you have a ton of cancer when you’re getting diagnosed by the guy in the ambulance.

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Seven Pounds: A True(?) Hollywood Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a handsome actor of considerable talent who, despite his looks and ability, had not found his big break. One day, on the advice of a friend, he visited an old gypsy woman, and told her of his frustration. “Will you help me?” he asked. “With magic or something?” The woman thought for some time. “Yes,” she finally replied. After some gypsy stuff, she told...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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“Nobody wants to discuss how lonely life is. Everyone is more interested in...”

– Julia in Richard Yates by Tao Lin (via thespongyapple) OMG THIS. Don’t you guys hate how people can never just talk about their own alienation for five seconds without some asshole changing the subject to tartar control? It’s like, Shane, I’m not getting into the whole Crest vs....

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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'Am I a terrible person for laughing at this?'

No. That’s actually the most common reaction people have been having to it. That’s why they’ve been sharing it with each other on the internet.

Dec 13th

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Just saw Louis C.K., and I'd love to tell you how...

i don’t have to, because holy shit they filmed it and it’s going to be the interstitial stand-up footage they use all during Season 2 of Louie!

Dec 12th

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Dec 10th

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Dec 10th

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Dec 10th

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For a show whose heartlessness is its defining...

When they wheeled Dee/Kaitlin out, and briefly cut to Mac/Rob’s face, there was just the slightest touch of genuine emotion. Then, right back to trannies and coke parties. Couldn’t have been handled more perfectly.

Dec 10th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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My Biggest Regret Ever: Giving a Guy Off... →

mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is giving a guy off Craigslist a blowjob for Taylor Swift Tickets. I responded to an ad where the guy said that he would sell me 2 tickets for $50 each. I went to his apartment to pick them up and he started to tell me that he wouldn’t sell them less for $150 a ticket. I… Hahahahahahaha hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Look, never blow a stranger...

Dec 8th

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