March 2010
67 posts
Hipster Runoff is a ‘relevant’ blog abt alt culture written by ‘Carles’ and read by ppl who appreciate ‘impenetrable irony’ and ‘excessive quotation marks’. I don’t really ‘get’ the appeal, but alts seem 2 find it LOLable because they have a ‘retarded sense of humor’.
In 2k9 Carles used an HRO post to question the ‘violent tendencies’ and ‘personal brand’ of ‘horrorcore bros’ and it wasnt long b4 juggalos w/ ‘pretty good internet connections for poor ppl’ were responding 2 his ‘depressingly bad grammar’ with ‘equally bad grammar’ - pitting two of the worlds most ‘dislikable’ subcultures against each other.

R the juggalos who deny they r violent ‘avoiding a hot topic’?
Is a juggalo avoiding a hot topic ‘extremely ironic’?
Does that make them ‘alt’?
Which ‘subculture’ do u find more ‘facepunchingly obnoxious’?
Do u wish they would both ‘eliminate each other from the planet’?
Did you ‘get’ this post?
Do u prefer Faygo or PBR?
Ah. It’s possible I just read it wrong. I’m extremely hungover.
Just curious: Considering your feelings on Brand, how likely/unlikely are you to see the FSM spin-off movie “Get Him the the Greek,” which is entirely about Aldous Snow and a Jonah Hill character (though, strangely, not Hill’s character from FSM)?

Christina Hendricks: Gorgeous. Talented. Wife of snozzberry enthusiast.
I’m freakin’ out, man, etc.
Here> The wind. Here> Our backs.
Close. Still needs an “r” in that second word though.
Amid the health care kerfuffle, I happened to catch this story on CNN last night. The mayor of Ciudad Juarez, now the most murderous city in the world (sorry, New Orleans, you get the bronze), has been standing up to the city’s infamous drug cartels—even firing hundreds of police officers under suspicion of corruption. His defiance has not gone unnoticed, and now there’s a big target on his back. And heart. And neck. And face.
Most recently the cartel left a severed pig’s head on his doorstep, and gave him two weeks to leave town.
That was two weeks ago. He’s still there. And even though there’s a good chance this will cost him his life, he is not scared in the slightest.
ATTENTION INTERNET: this is the best quiz ever. no cheating plz, just yelling in frustration as you fumble for the name of your favorite song in 6th grade.
score update: 25/36
34.
YOU’RE AN AMATEUR, COCKENBERG