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Jun 30th

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Jun 25th

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Jun 24th

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So I just saw Toy Story 3

and maybe I teared up a little but who the fuck didn’t and WHY ARE YOU STILL ASKING ME ABOUT IT I’M FINE

Jun 24th

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All I want in the world is for someone to make a...

YouTube videos can be 17 hours long, right?

Jun 24th

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Here -- play Jetpack Jackass. I'll see in you in... →

Jun 23rd

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 16th

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“My tour has ended and I’m having trouble adjusting. I just screamed at my wife...”

– Conan O’Brien (via popculturebrain) (via comedycentral) The show was a blast, btw. (A lot of you have first-hand knowledge of this already.) I took a bunch of pictures, and a few of them actually turned out OK. I’ll post a few of my favorites here later.

Jun 15th

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Watch

Cracked’s Cody Johnston takes the LOST finale/lightsaber mash-up to its logical and fucking awesome conclusion.

Jun 14th

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Jun 14th

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Jun 13th

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Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right...

Number 1: We’ve got this guy Not Sure Number 2: He’s got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He’s gonna fix EVERYTHING.

Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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A Poolside Conversation

Me: What should I wear [to this wedding we're attending today]?
Her: Khakis and a button-up should be fine.
Me: Feel like I should wear a tie. Should've bought a new one at Urbo yesterday.
Her: Please don't call it that.
Me: What? Why? It's a convenience. Fewer syllables. Like when I call American Eagle 'AE.'
Her: You've never called it that.
Me: ...Urbo.
Her: We're breaking up.

Jun 12th

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Jun 12th

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Jun 12th

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Jun 10th

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thedailywhat: This x That: Read This: Back to the Future and Jurassic Park set to become multi-platform video games. URGENTLY RELEVANT TO ALL OF MY INTERESTS

Jun 10th

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Jun 9th

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World's Saddest Interview Clip, Transcribed

ET reporter Kevin Frasier: Where do you want to spread [late husband Gary Coleman's] ashes?

Coleman's widow, Shannon Price: I know I want to spread some of them around some train tracks, because trains was his hobby, and he loved that very much. I think he would appreciate that I did that for him.

Jun 9th

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“OK, Mark. And now, the other story captivating headlines: The death of Gary...”

– Entertainment Tonight, finger firmly applied to pulse

Jun 9th

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