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You know that feeling you get when you have to...

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 26th

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An open letter to Hayley Williams of the popular...

Dear Ms. Williams, The short answer is “No.” The long answer is “No, I will not agree to ‘pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars,’ regardless of how much you ‘could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now).’” Frankly, I’m shocked at your laziness. Of all the atmospheric phenomena, from aurora...

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Got a lot of very important reading done this...

Jul 26th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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I'm not saying Dinner For Schmucks and its French...

…I will say that it’s about a bunch of hot girls who throw parties where the person who brings along the most loser-y loser wins. If Jaleel White finds out about this, he will punch everyone involved as soon as he’s done punching whoever he’s punching at the time.

Jul 23rd

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Reblogging The Daily What: A Play in One Act

Me: Hey, did you guys see this!?
Everyone Everywhere: Yes.
Me: Ok, well... I laughed at it.

Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Few things in the world are more interesting to me...

I haven’t thought about a movie this much after it ended since… The Prestige. And I hadn’t thought about a movie that much after it ended since… Memento.

Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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'Mad Men' actress poses nude, but is only Lois,... →

Jul 19th

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Jul 19th

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Currently reading. Currently anticipating.

Jul 19th

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Watch

Behold: Sharktopus. If there’s anything to be learned from this movie, it’s that you probably shouldn’t hire Eric Roberts to create “the navy’s next super-weapon.” He’s only an actor.

Jul 19th

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Jul 19th

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thedailywhat: Another Movie Trailer of the Day: Following two cocktease trailer-alikes, the third trailer for David Fincher’s The Social Network finally delivers some honest-to-goodness footage from the much-anticipated adaptation of Ben Mezrich’s bestselling Facebook bio, The Accidental Billionaires. The film, which stars Justin Timberlake, Jesse Eisenberg, and Andrew Garfield, is expected to...

Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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Letting My Best Friend Give Me Oral Sex

mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is letting my best (male) friend give me oral sex. We were both extremely drunk and were acting crazy. I think he might be gay and he suggested that I let him blow me. I was drunk and horny so I went along with it. I haven’t talked to him since the morning after this happened. It’s super awkward to be around him or think about what happened. I...

Jul 14th

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Jul 14th

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Jul 14th

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thedailywhat: Morning Links: Daniel Tosh surpasses Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to become Comedy Central’s most popular host. “‘Tosh.0’? Try ‘Tosh’ 2.4 million viewers.” Sure, yay Daniel Tosh and all, but how about a round of applause for the comedy stylings of Hollywood Reporter journalist James Hibberd?

Jul 13th

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