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kevincorrigan: adamdnewman: Don’t yell “Boo!” at a comedian. This is the show Katie and I went to. (Her otherworldly cackling can be heard at 00:09, and again from 00:17-00:19.)

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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I hate you, Sally Draper. But this is pretty cute.

Aug 30th

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Aug 25th

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Aug 24th

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amandalynferri: thegooglymoogly: Bulletproof -...

Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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Someday I will write an action movie where the...

Aug 23rd

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Important question.

Can we, as a people, cast all of our differences aside for just a moment and come together as one to agree that it’s kind of fucking bullshit to put the final shot of a movie in the trailer for that movie?

Aug 23rd

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“All I’m saying is, it looks like we’re going to have to start playing dirty. If...”

– FilmDrunk on the frustratingly existent box office performance of Vampires Suck (since I’m way too outraged to string together words of my own).

Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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I love this Mad Men episode so fucking hard.

Just wanted you guys to know.

Aug 23rd

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Oh my god but does Roger hate the Japanese.

This is the most magnificent display of racism in television history.

Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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“Now who are we going to get to jack off all these butterflies?”

– The brilliance never stops.

Aug 23rd

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“He collects butterflies? Typical suit.”

– Childrens Hospital is the love of my life.

Aug 23rd

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Aug 22nd

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Aug 20th

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I just meant to type 'far,' typed 'fart' instead,...

And that’s when I realized I’ll probably never write for McSweeney’s.

Aug 19th

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Aug 17th

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Aug 13th

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Aug 11th

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Ain't It Possibly Cool News

I’ve said a lot that “No Steve Carell replacement could get me to watch ‘The Office’ after this season, short of Ricky Gervais, which won’t ever happen and wouldn’t make any sense even in the increasingly loose confines of the show’s reality, and that’s not to say I’m particularly fond of where Carell has taken the character in recent seasons...

Aug 11th

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A little more about this HOPA/HPOA business,...

Now that the fakeness of all this has been confirmed, I’d like to take a clawhammer to this expired horse by further explaining to Gorman why “HOPA,” expressed verbally, is the probable way someone would pronounce the made-up-but-now-real acronym H.P.O.A. Really, what I’d like to explain to Gorman is how acronyms work. The “of” in “hot piece of...

Aug 11th

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Aug 9th

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P.S., 'Final Destination 4: 3D And Other Numbers...

Chuck Palahniuk called — he wants his 23 feet of large intestine back.

Aug 9th

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A thing I just learned from watching a few minutes...

Sometimes when you’re trying to burn a cross in some black dude’s lawn because he was working security at the NASCAR race that killed your wife (long story), the physical manifestation of death makes your car stereo play “Why Can’t We Be Friends” at high volume and it’s SUPER embarrassing because that song doesn’t properly convey your racism

Aug 9th

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