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Oct 31st

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I don't know why I woke up with "The Long and...

Oct 31st

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Wasn't sure about Allen Gregory but I'm really...

Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

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Sometimes you're online reading recaps of the Top...

“Investigators said [Morgan Wilson] had images and videos on his computer of children as young as toddlers engaged in sexual acts. They said he also made the illegal content available to others via the file-sharing service Limewire, the Star-Courier reported.” (Source) That guy was always a homophobic, misogynist dickbag, but this, this is fucking horrifying.

Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Occupy Atlanta protesters being forced out of... →

What the fuck is going on here?

Oct 26th

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Oct 25th

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“…when all else fails, you always have delusion. I will go now to make bigger...”

– Conan (via mikekarnell)

Oct 25th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 23rd

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Titles of upcoming Tucker Max books

Chicks: I Fuck ‘Em (2012) If You Didn’t Buy My Last Book You’re a Faggot (2013) Suck My Cock You Fat Whore: A Love Story (2014) I Hope They Serve Beer In Jail, Where I’ll Be For Multiple Rape Convictions (2015) 3, 2, 1, SLUTS! (2016) Don’t Look at My Dick During This Threesome Bro (2017) Were You Looking at My Dick Dude? I Swear I Saw You Looking at My Dick...

Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 21st

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Oct 20th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 18th

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My kid self would fucking kill me if he knew I...

Oct 18th

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Oct 17th

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At some point, calling things "white people...

Oct 16th

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Energy Drink Movies

Raging Red Bull Me, Myself and Taurine Full Throttle Jacket School of Rockstar Great Palpitations Breakin’ 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo Pineapple Espresso

Oct 15th

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“Today is Thanksgiving Day for cats. But only if they came back from the dead.”

– Great line. Great movie. High fives all around.

Oct 15th

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It's time for that annual tradition where I watch...

I’m super fun to be around.

Oct 15th

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Watching Carrie for the first time in awhile

Thoughts: 1.) This is possibly the most ’70s movie of all time. 2.) I’m pretty sure it coined the term “dirty pillows.” 3.) P.J. Soles seems to have spent the entire decade getting brutally murdered in movies. 4.) Sissy Spacek is soooo adorable until she kills her whole school.

Oct 14th

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Oct 13th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Now I'm watching Species, which was my first rated...

Thoughts: - This is pretty much The Thing - snow + boob - So much boob - Michael Madsen, Forrest Whitaker and Alfred Molina have each gained about a person and a half since this. - This movie clearly caught Ben Kingsley somewhere between Gandhi and Sexy Beast, during his “Say no more, I’ll do it” phase. It’s pretty much his Look Who’s Talking trilogy. - I forgot...

Oct 11th

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