October 2011
61 posts
If I was Samuel L. Jackson and I saw Laura Dern at a party, I would walk up behind her and lay my arm across her shoulder.
And it would be hilarious, every time.
“New Jersey Governor Chris Christie made a major announcement today to say he would NOT run for president of the United States. I don’t think you have to announce that. I think you just don’t, and then you didn’t, right?”
—Jimmy Kimmel
I don't care what anyone says, I will watch the shit out of The Lost World.
(In this scenario a lot of people are trying to stop me from watching The Lost World for some reason.)
(I know it’s “Spielberg’s worst movie” but it’s also “more Jurassic Park.”)
(It’s on HBO right now, is what I’m saying.)
(What’s with all these parentheses?)
Confession
I’ve seen Serenity a dozen times but never Firefly. I know. I dunno how it happened. I always meant to watch it but never did. But I am right now and holy shit man. Uh also Christina Hendricks is on here?
I think I’m pregnant somehow.
If you really want to occupy Wall Street, give it a truckload of coke and a Brooks Brothers gift card.
September 2011
51 posts
I wonder which McDonalds executive had the balls to walk into the first McNugget meeting and go "Let's make half of them look like Florida."
Things I just learned about "Mr. Conservative" Barry Goldwater
- Pro-gay
- Pro-choice
- Anti-religion
And this was in the ’60s. Why don’t they make Republicans like that anymore?
