February 2011
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Let's just surgically attach a microphone to...
Thanks Gary Busey, but your services will no longer be needed.
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Worst Grammys ever.
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Michelle Rodriguez taught Natalie Portman a lot of...
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Congrats Hilary Swank, on winning Most Bones in...
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Unsubstantiated Oscar rumor: Gwyneth Paltrow 'too...
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Oh good I was worried Twilight wouldn't get a...
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Bravo to Mandy Moore for finding little ways to...
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Chris Nolan's date needs a kick after each layer...
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It's really great to see the cast of Swordfish...
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So far this Oscars is the most awkward episode of...
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The toilet at the Jersey Shore house is clogged...
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Katie: Is this my phone?
Me: Yeah, I turned it over because I can't take it when that green light flashes.
Katie: Okay.
Me: .........flags go up. Churning, and burning, they yearn for the cup...
Katie: *Goes upstairs to bed*
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Shaving My Tongue With a Woman's Razor
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is shaving my tongue with a women’s razor. I don’t think I really have to explain what happened after that.
[Female, 16]
NO, BUT YOU REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THAT.
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Justin Bieber on rape: 'Everything happens for a... →
The millions of people who've heard of Arcade Fire...
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Sorry I wasn't paying attention. Which ones of us...
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Never Say Never, except if it's "You'll never have...
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I have this weird sudden urge to drive a large...
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If I keep getting new followers, I may finally...
But anyway, welcome and hello.
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Why Ricky Gervais' Sadistic An Idiot Abroad Is the... →
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Joey Slamon talks about why she thinks Ricky Gervais’ An Idiot Abroad is the funniest thing on TV right now:
“It’s not a great wall, it’s an all right wall.” This is Karl’s not so insightful insight into one of the most impressive manmade sights in the world: The Great Wall of China. In the first episode of the show, Karl goes to China. Here, he witnesses the different culinary...
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The Apostate: Paul Haggis v. Scientology →
I know this has been everywhere already, but if you haven’t checked it out it yet, it’s well worth the way too long it takes to read.
One of my first jobs after graduating was as a staff writer for the entertainment section of my hometown (suburban Atlanta) paper. When I wasn’t asking disinterested actors boring questions at press junkets, one legitimately worthwhile thing I...
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Look, I hate to be a cynic, because this one time...
But tonight’s Glee was borderline irresponsible.
There might be a way to reach America’s bullies, Glee, but I’m pretty sure it’s not getting them to dress up like zombies for the big halftime show.
THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING OF ITSELF THIS SHOW CAN GO DO
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Guy on Glee: Let's put a little life into it.
Other guy on Glee: But we're supposed to be dead.
First guy on Glee: Well then let's put a little AFTERlife into it.
Me: HOW IS THIS A SHOW ON TELEVISION
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