May 2011
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Mahi-mahi burgers with pineapple slices (grilled...
I would’ve taken a picture, but I fucking ate that shit already.
April 2011
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OPTIMUUUUUUUS!” Haha. That does get me every time. “OPTIMUUUUUUUS!” I think Shia...
– Gabe.
Hey -- will you guys let me know if this ever...
— MICHAEL SCOTT, The Office
Loved that.
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So Geordie Shore is exactly like Jersey Shore except you can’t understand what they’re saying.
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I'm Certainly Looking Into It!, a TRUMP blog →
“Have you ever noticed that when you walk by a poor person, they have a distinct odor to them? I’m going to look into that. I bet there’s something there they don’t want us to know.”
(via adam)
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I had this crazy dream last night that people gave...
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“You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few legs.”
- Guy who shouldn’t be allowed to make omelettes
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Since no one seems to agree on the proper...
Tzatziki sauce will now be “finger coating.”
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adamdnewman:
Big news: I’m recording my first comedy CD. Rooftop Comedy is releasing it. I’m recording over six shows at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta from 4/28-5/1. You can buy tickets here and there’s a Facebook invite here. If you’re in Atlanta, come! If you have friends in Atlanta, tell them to come! Let’s make this a big deal!
So I mean obviously I’m going to this.
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Britney Spears just debuted on tumblr with the... →
tomoatmeal:
coketalk:
I don’t quite know how to feel about that.
“Let’s see…Spread. The. Word. Bitches,” said the man in the suit. He spoke aloud as he typed while two other men in suits stood behind him, watching over his shoulder. In the moments after the post went live, the men sat there for a second in silence. Finally, the main guy stopped chewing his fingernails, lowered his hand...
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Damon Wayans' son is much funnier than Damon...
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I'm pretty sure that winning a sportcoat in a golf...
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Disliking the Facebook 'dislike' →
chriscantwell:
“Facebook has nothing to do with honesty, genuine self-expression, or reality. It’s a place to present, promote, and receive approval for an idealized persona. That’s why everybody looks better in their (3-year-old) profile picture than they do in real life, and status updates tout professional successes, enviable lifestyle moments, and the latest feats of adorability of...
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I'd like to hit Charlie Sheen's tour bus with a...
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