May 2011
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Mahi-mahi burgers with pineapple slices (grilled...
I would’ve taken a picture, but I fucking ate that shit already.
May 1st
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April 2011
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“OPTIMUUUUUUUS!” Haha. That does get me every time. “OPTIMUUUUUUUS!” I think Shia...”
– Gabe.
Apr 29th
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Hey -- will you guys let me know if this ever...
— MICHAEL SCOTT, The Office Loved that.
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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WatchWatch
So Geordie Shore is exactly like Jersey Shore except you can’t understand what they’re saying.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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I'm Certainly Looking Into It!, a TRUMP blog →
“Have you ever noticed that when you walk by a poor person, they have a distinct odor to them? I’m going to look into that. I bet there’s something there they don’t want us to know.” (via adam)
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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I had this crazy dream last night that people gave...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 22nd
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“You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few legs.” - Guy who shouldn’t be allowed to make omelettes
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Since no one seems to agree on the proper...
Tzatziki sauce will now be “finger coating.”
Apr 18th
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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adamdnewman: Big news: I’m recording my first comedy CD. Rooftop Comedy is releasing it. I’m recording over six shows at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta from 4/28-5/1. You can buy tickets here and there’s a Facebook invite here. If you’re in Atlanta, come! If you have friends in Atlanta, tell them to come! Let’s make this a big deal! So I mean obviously I’m going to this.
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Britney Spears just debuted on tumblr with the... →
tomoatmeal: coketalk: I don’t quite know how to feel about that. “Let’s see…Spread. The. Word. Bitches,” said the man in the suit.  He spoke aloud as he typed while two other men in suits stood behind him, watching over his shoulder.  In the moments after the post went live, the men sat there for a second in silence.  Finally, the main guy stopped chewing his fingernails, lowered his hand...
Apr 9th
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Damon Wayans' son is much funnier than Damon...
Apr 8th
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I'm pretty sure that winning a sportcoat in a golf...
Apr 7th
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Disliking the Facebook 'dislike' →
chriscantwell: “Facebook has nothing to do with honesty, genuine self-expression, or reality. It’s a place to present, promote, and receive approval for an idealized persona. That’s why everybody looks better in their (3-year-old) profile picture than they do in real life, and status updates tout professional successes, enviable lifestyle moments, and the latest feats of adorability of...
Apr 6th
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Apr 4th
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I'd like to hit Charlie Sheen's tour bus with a...
Apr 4th
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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