June 2011
50 posts
Jun 1st
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May 2011
62 posts
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“Sink it to the bottom of Whoops Ocean.”
– Gabe reviews the bejeezus out of The Hangover Part II.
May 31st
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One of the deleted scenes on The Hangover II DVD...
May 31st
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cockenblog asked: BRB exploding your twitter
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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I wonder if the cleaning crew at the taping of...
May 24th
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May 24th
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Dear Ken Jeong,
Stop trying so hard. Politely, Humans
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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This is like being the first kid who wakes up the...
Wake up, internet! I’m sick of pacing around this room and looking at all your stupid T-ball trophies.
May 22nd
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A Pubic Service Announcement
Don’t nod off after sex (*pauses to high-five entire internet*) if you had sex at midnight. You’ll wake up confused and afraid at 5 fucking a.m.
May 22nd
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I'm not the only one who saw Lady Gaga's nipple...
May 22nd
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God is frantically vacuuming right now.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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I am emotionally incapable of not joking about...
I’m a big hit at extremely uncomfortable funerals.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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WatchWatch
Pretty great deleted scene from last week’s Office that I wish had stayed in.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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My favorite part about O’Reilly/Stewart debates that happen on the Factor is hearing Jon Stewart make O’Reilly’s crew crack the fuck up.
May 17th
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May 17th
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“Hey, you gonna finish that can of whoop-ass?” - professional wrestler’s loser roommate
May 16th
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WatchWatch
Things that can prepare you for how awful Chelsea Handler’s new sitcom is: - Just kidding nothing can prepare you.
May 16th
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“Those were intense days. Every Friday we used to think we were getting canceled....”
– Louis C.K., to Playboy, on the early days of Late Night With Conan O’Brien. (via Splitsider)
May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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Disgusting racism aside, it's pretty funny to...
May 11th
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May 10th
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“But what I realized is, I do got time for yo’ jibba jabba… and I always have.” - Mr. T repairing his marriage
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 6th
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Do you think Oedipus put more effort into...
May 6th
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Cinco de Mayo article now up on someecards. →
So remember kids, when someone passes on something you made, you just gotta give up and post it on your Tumblr believe.
May 5th
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May 5th
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Happy St.-Patrick's-Day-With-Tacos, Everyone
May 5th
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May 4th
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Carmen Sandiego could have made a lot of kids feel...
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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