June 2011
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Watchcodyjohnston:
cracked:
Why Batman Is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
The latest episode of After Hours features a whole pantheon of Batmen, and they’re all terrible at their jobs.
I lived at the office all weekend doing animations for this, and haven’t slept in a good 24 hours. Totally worth it. I love this episode.
This episode is excellent. Congrats to Cody on being the Terry Gilliam of...
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Embarrassing Internet confession
gifs make me dizzy, and posting something on my Tumblr that I know will be in perpetual motion gives me a sensation of vague unease.
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We were out last night so I didn't get the chance...
CONGRATUGAYTIONS, NEW YORK
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Rob McElhenney gained 50 pounds to play Mac as a... →
It’s Always Sweaty and Kind of Out of Breath in Philadelphia.
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Watchcollegehumor:
Richard Branson’s Airplane Safety Video. Written by Street and Pat, the two biggest Richard Branson fans in the office, and possibly the world.
I love when CollegeHumor does something a little weirder than usual. This is a very well-written sketch.
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I wonder how many wonderful moments from my life I...
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Either CAPTCHAs are getting harder to read or I'm...
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“I’m not here to make friends.”
– First contestant voted off my new reality show, “Who Can Make The Most Friends?”
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A serious and important question for New Yorkers
Do you guys actually eat Chinese food directly from the take-out container?
If not, you should really talk to movies and TV about that.
But if so,
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"Uh, I hope everyone at the Tonys realizes they're...
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Welp, time to be done with Tracy Morgan forever. →
It’s pretty disheartening to discover that someone you thought was a harmless, lovable psychopath is actually a creepily violent, homophobic psychopath.
And a shitty stand-up.
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Listening to 'My Sweet Lord'
Wherever George Harrison is now, I hope he finally got his chance to have sex with God.
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This is like trying to adjust to the dark during a...
Still can’t find the link for my ask box. Only way i can tell to get there so far is [blog url]/messages. Anyone see it on their dashboard? SOMEONE FEEL AROUND FOR A FLASHLIGHT.
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GOT IT NEVERMIND
YOU NEVER SAW THAT AND I’M STILL SMART
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Does anyone know any other young, charismatic...
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Watchfrictionlesssuperfeet:
A few days ago, Marina uploaded a video of her playing ukulele and singing a rap song (I don’t remember which one because I’m terrible about music), and Chase watched it and was impressed and was all, “You know, she got her ukulele around the same time you did.” And I was like, “Yeah yeah yeah.”
Long story short, here is a video of me playing “Hallelujah” and not looking...
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"Objection! Counsel is making out with his client...
Lines from future promos for Franklin and Bash:
- “Objection! Counsel just delivered his opening statement via satellite from Cancun!”
- “Counsel! Stop high-fiving the jury!”
- “Get that hot tub out of my courtroom!”
- “But your honor the witness is clearly deceased and being propped up by these lawyers!”
- “The prosecution requests a...
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Chelsea Handler burnt out on making terrible,... →
Actual, sincere first line of story: “Chelsea Handler seems to be the only one sick of Chelsea Handler.” Surprised the writer could even type that with so many fingers on the pulse.
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