September 2011
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I wonder which McDonalds executive had the balls...
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Things I just learned about "Mr. Conservative"...
- Pro-gay
- Pro-choice
- Anti-religion
- Kick-ass photographer
And this was in the ’60s. Why don’t they make Republicans like that anymore?
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Paz de la Huerta's vagina could have its own IMDb...
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Kinda sad to see The Simpsons go from accusing...
Tonight’s season premiere was full of self-referential asides, lazy pop culture references and even cutaways. Cutaways!
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What even is this script though.
Whitney's Mom (to Whitney, about her ex-husband/Whitney's dad): Well it's not his fault that he is so selfish that he doesn't show up and support you the way that I do. He's not a bad guy. He's just a horrible person and he owes me a check!
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This is such a piece of shit.
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OK. About to watch Whitney now.
With an open mind. Seriously.
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hey guys Jeff Dunham is coming to my city how many...
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Apologies to anyone Guy Pearce forgot to thank....
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Boardwalk Empire. Mags Bennett. Tyrion Lannister.
The Emmys are making it really hard to joke about the Emmys.
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'Am I a terrible person for laughing at this?'
No. You’re a terrible person for asking that question.
Just post the link or don’t — your guilt means nothing to me.
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Watching the Up All Night pilot for the second...
The force is strong with this one, you guys.
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“San Jose, CA (Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2011) — After being prompted by a bizarre...”
– THE BEST PRESS RELEASE OF ALL TIME (via interweber)
The greatest Internet coup since Betty White hosted SNL.
(via popculturebrain)
The image of Guy Fieri standing next to Steve Harwell cannot be unseen, and I haven’t even seen it yet.
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This works out perfectly because they can each...
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WitStreams Do Come True
Hey guys, I forgot to mention this last week, but you can now find my tweets on WitStream.com, a site from Lisa Cohen and Michael Ian Black(!) that aggregates all the funniest people on Twitter and also me.
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New Archer tonight??
Is it just me, or did it kind of sneak back in under the radar? Maybe it’s just because it feels like the only commercials I’ve seen on FX for the past three months have involved a spindly weirdo crawling on the ceiling in a shiny leather body suit.
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*Pssst* *CBS*
*I don’t want to embarrass anybody, but I think one of you accidentally left Big Brother on for 11 years*
*it’s actually on right now*
*you could probably still just cut it off and get away with it — I don’t think anyone will see*
schwenk-deactivated20111211 asked: pilot told me about you and i had a boring day at work and went through over like, 12 pages of your blog. you're awesome. sorry for creeping, uh don't post this, etc.
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If you're looking for something to do this week
Convince the mother of a small child that “Straw Dogs” is about puppies who live on a farm.
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Unpopular opinion
Regarding this horrible bullshit:
Blame the racist passenger.
Blame the racist policy.
Don’t blame the people just doing their jobs. (At least, not in this case.)
From the quotes in the story, they sounded very apologetic about it, even embarrassed. I don’t think they wanted to be strip-searching her anymore than she wanted to be strip-searched.
Yes, it would have been really,...
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Tonight, Michele Bachmann bravely stood up for a...
MSNBC is rebroadcasting the live footage from that...
I don’t, so I’ll be changing it now.
But God. There was so much smoke after the first tower fell that they didn’t even realize, for several minutes, the severity of what had just happened. They’re talking and they don’t even know it’s not there.
OK, changing the channel.
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If you like comedy, particularly one-liners or... →
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Marc Maron is soooooo Marc Maron
From the very end of Monday's episode of WTF...
Marc Maron (out of nowhere): So January Jones, that's over?
Jason Sudeikis: *laughs awkwardly* yeah
MM: It is?
JS (regaining composure): Yeah, we broke up awhile ago. Yeah.
MM: Baby's not yours?
JS: It-- I mean-- no.
(Both laugh, awkwardly)
MM: Okay... are you mad now?
JS: No no no, I'm not mad. But I don't really talk about ... (mumbling something) straightforward question, and there's no insinuation there...
MM: Okay, that's all. (pause) Did this end on a bad note?
JS: Did it end on a bad note? Me and her?
MM: No, me and you.
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I just wanna play Al Pacino's advocate here.
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