August 2012
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Rejected Tourism Slogans For Tampa, Fla.
Tampa: Florida’s Other Orlando
Tampa: The Most Miserable You’ll Ever Be Around Palm Trees
Tampa: Like If ‘COPS’ Was a City
Tampa: Home Of The Film The Punisher. No, Not The Dolph Lundgren One
Tampa: Ask Us About Our Deadly Hurricanes
Tampa: It’s Far Too Hot Here
Tampa: Take Us With You
“The point is never to figure out how to NOT LOSE. The point is to figure out how...”
– The Chase is the Thing and the Thing is the Chase (via synecdoche)
I got passed over for a thing today and had to mentally restrain myself from being a bitter, jaded asshole about it. This was good to read. (Also my name is in the title so it’s really easy to make it about me.)
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Tonight I found out one of my favorite professional wrestlers (?) from the ’90s started following me on Twitter.
Then I had to send him a message about the fact that he plagiarized the fuck out of one of my tweets.
Life is strange sometimes.
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WitStream: Behind the Tweet: @ShittingtonUK →
witstream:
I’ll be honest with you: I laugh at my own jokes. I hope you’ll respect me enough to not act surprised. One thing that gives me consistent self-pleasure is the Old Prospector. Long before Twitter, the OP was in my head, commenting on daily events and rambling on about random sexual exploits in…
In which one of my favorite Twitterers/fellow WitStreamers describes an amazing...
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This Dan O'Brien: Suggested Dialogue and Plot... →
thisdanobrien:
[WILL McAvoy sits poised at his desk, staring straight into the camera, but silent and motionless. The News Night CREW waits patiently. REESE enters, flabbergasted.]
REESE: What the FUCK is going on here, why isn’t anyone doing the news.
MACKENZIE: (Ignoring Reese) Stand by.
REESE: Mack,…
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Drunk Criss Angel, a sketch I wrote.
eliyudin:
Drunk Criss Angel
“Drunk Criss Angel,” a sketch my friend Eli wrote.
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The Great Chick-fil-A Snake Oil "Faith" Hustle →
“America didn’t get any holier or more ‘free’ last Wednesday. It just got meaner and fatter, and even more rage-filled than it was before Mr. Cathy decided to sell his version of Christianity instead of chicken.”
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