Guest Complaints From The Bethlehem Inn, by me, on CollegeHumor.

Enjoy/Try to pretend you can’t tell it was supposed to run before Christmas.

.XXX Versions of Non-Porn Websites, written by me, illustrated (with writing help) by Jesse Eisemann.

Wrote this for Collegehumor. You won’t see it on the front page because it was bought up by an advertiser (boo, hiss, sellout), but it was a fun one to write. It’s not often you get to come up with a bunch of ridiculous porn star names and filthy sex puns all in the name of marketing.

collegehumor:

CollegeHumor Mailbag

A concerned rant regarding this video -  “I will be writing my Member of Parliament.”

How dare anyone violate England’s strict, long-held ban on mocking its royalty. 

collegehumor:

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes

If you’re only following us on Tumblr, you’re missing out on the great facts we uncover in CollegeHumor’s comment section. For example, what really happened to our MTV show.

I’m not at liberty to tell you how I know this.

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GPOYW - “I’m inside this building” edition

patrickmerryman:

Well…Fuckin Congrats!

Very very cool. Congratulations indeed.

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streeter:

Coming soon to a bathroom near you! 

There are allegedly two articles from me inside this pretty-looking book. Please fight the urge to use them as toilet paper.

blogwell:

collegehumor:

The 15 Dumbest Google Products (That Don’t Actually Exist Yet)

Yet. The key word here is “Yet.”

I had a lot of fun making fake logos for this article! Thanks muchly to Chase, Andrew, and Casey for their contributions!

Hey Internet, read this thing I sort of helped write a little!

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collegehumor:

9 Post-Rapture Bumper Stickers on CollegeHumor

Here’s something I wrote way back in the innocent, rapture-free days of 2010. Extra points if you can spot the Children of Men reference.

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thedailywhat:

Art Project of the Day: From “Honest Logos” by Viktor H. — “a series with honest logos, revealing the actual content of the company, what they really should be called.”

[urlesque.]

CollegeHumor did it. Like, tens of times.