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What it would look like if other businesses used the same naming strategy as Heart Attack Grill.

Wrote this quick thing today for Happy Place.

How Kim Jong-Il’s obituary would look if it was written by Kim Jong-Il.

Wrote this new piece for Happy Place, and definitely wasn’t forced to at gunpoint by seven kind and merciful soldiers from Dear Leader’s personal guard.

daveholmes:

“You heard me: I would like to look like a picture of myself that has been defaced.” 

collegehumor:

Complete History of the World in Facebook Newsfeed: Part 7 - The 30 Years’ War to The American Revolution

Pilgrims: Ha! Looks like England is having some trouble. We don’t have that in America. Know what we have? Buckles. All the buckles.

An article my girlfriend Katie and I wrote together long ago in a strange, chaotic era known as “2008” is now a small part of Susanna’s amazing, ongoing “Facebook history of the world” series.

Fun fact: The entire concept of interpreting history via Facebook newsfeed, which has spawned countless articles on CollegeHumor and elsewhere, all started with something Katie suggested as a joke.

Anyway, go check it out! (Our part is the Revolutionary War page)

collegehumor:

CollegeHumor Mailbag

A concerned rant regarding this video -  “I will be writing my Member of Parliament.”

How dare anyone violate England’s strict, long-held ban on mocking its royalty. 

whitewhine:

The Trouble with Tumblr Notes

By Alex Schmidt

Alex is killing it with original content for White Whine. This is my favorite one yet.