The Boardwalk Empire finale was so good I can’t bring myself to delete it from the DVR. It’s like throwing away a Picasso.

Michael Shannon looks like if Jude Law time-traveled here from a post-apocalyptic future where he’s like, seen some shit.

If you want to be the coolest person at your Halloween party and probably also in the world, go as Boardwalk Empire’s Richard Harrow, even if you’ve never seen the show and have no idea who that is.

Proof that the amount left of your face is inversely proportional to how much you are one of the best characters on television.

Catching up on Boardwalk Empire/further developing a crush on this lovely Irish narc.

Gangster’s young driver, introducing self: “Al Capone.”

Me: “Oh, this is going to be a good show.”