If office holiday party invitations were honest.
New article by me for HappyPlace.com.
A closer look at the 8 creepiest lyrics from popular Christmas songs.
Wrote this list today for Happy Place. Pretty proud of the stock photos.
We finally got around to doing a sequel to one of our favorite articles ever, PostSecrets Through History. This one’s about the holidays. Digg it if you dig it.
I’ve been to prison once. I’ve been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two-and-a-half years for no reason. I’ve had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that’s never gonna heal. I’ve seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Olivia Olson All I Want for Christmas is You (Mariah Carey)
While this version is not the best ever recorded, it is the best recording (possibly of any song ever) by a ten-year-old. Plus, it’s from Love Actually, which all girls are legally required to love…actually.
From Wikipedia:
“According to director Richard Curtis’ commentary in the music section of the Love Actually DVD, Olson’s singing was so perfect, they were afraid the audience would not believe that a ten-year-old could really sing the way she did. They had to train her so that her singing would sound more believable.”
Personally, I suspect she’s a midget.
