Thanks Cody! Another idea that (unfortunately) got cut was Stuff Sandpeople Like. Entries included:
- Banthas
- General Hostility Toward Locals
- Holding Things in the Air
- Shaking Those Things While Screaming
- Rape
Cheesy Star Wars jokes? Cheesy Star Wars jokes.
“6 Popular Websites From a Galaxy Far, Far Away,” written by me, illustrated by Julia Lepetit, posted by Dorkly, appreciated by YOU?????
Dorkly Bits: Mortal Kombat Friendship. The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
Hey internet — I wrote this! It’s my first video script of any kind, so be… kind?
Special thanks to Murph for not hating the idea.
Dorkly Bits: Ms. Pac-Man’s Terrible Secret. She’s got some ghosts in her closet.
One of my favorites.
A good one, even if it’s a little familiar.
“Hey Chase, what would it be like if popular videogame characters tried to be funny?” you’re always asking me. Well, now you can stop.
11 Jokes From Videogame Characters, on Dorkly, by Andrew and I, for you. Made with love.
Well, like.
10 Popular Magazines in the Videogame World, on Dorkly. (Not quite sure how this happened, but I also somehow managed to have the weekend article there as well.)
As with Comic Book University, I was lucky enough to work on this with an illustrator who also happens to be really fucking funny. Jesse not only did an awesome job on these visuals, but contributed a ton of great jokes as well.
Whoops — I have an article on Dorkly and forgot to pimp it mercilessly. “From Splinter Cell to Office Job,” awesomely illustrated by Jesse. Watch as Sam Fisher applies his NSA training to a desk job.
“Fisher, I told you to fire that intern, not break his sternum and drag the body to a darkened corner!”
Hijinks!
Like it! Digg it, maybe! How about Reddit…ing…it? That sounds fun. Gink?
6 Videogame Character Summer Jobs
My first article for Dorkly.
Images by Jesse Eisemann
Alex Watt, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m not sure how much time these took, but it looks like a lot.
Good stuff, guys.
