Honest Memorial Day beach bar flyer.

New piece from me on Happy Place. Share it with your loved ones. Like it with your like button.

What North Carolina’s next 9 amendments will probably look like.

New one from me.

If The Avengers talked on Facebook.

New article from me on Happy Place. Can’t believe no one’s ever thought to make a Facebook conversation parodying a popular film or TV show before.

What your Facebook page would look like if you won the Mega Millions.

New article from me on Happy Place about your inevitable lottery win.

If the Hunger Games tributes fought it out on Facebook. [SPOILERS]

New article from me today on Happy Place. It’s another Hunger Games thing. Deal with it.

12 people we wish had to fight in the Hunger Games.

New article from me on Happy Place.

Introducing the Rick Santorum Fashion Catalog.

Wrote this new piece for Happy Place

How Kim Jong-Il’s obituary would look if it was written by Kim Jong-Il.

Wrote this new piece for Happy Place, and definitely wasn’t forced to at gunpoint by seven kind and merciful soldiers from Dear Leader’s personal guard.

Academy Awards only Brett Ratner could win.

Helped co-write this article for Happy Place about Hollywood’s hackiest hack.

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Brilliantly Smart-Ass Responses to Completely Well-Meaning Signs

(via HappyPlace)

Worlds collide! I made this list for HappyPlace. Check it out if you like lists, signs, graffiti, or just clicking links.