Pretty cool: One of my tweets made it into Huffington Post’s list of Twitter’s Funniest Reactions to Rick Perry Dropping Out of the Race, next to some very funny people. Check out the rest here.

Actual, sincere first line of story: “Chelsea Handler seems to be the only one sick of Chelsea Handler.” Surprised the writer could even type that with so many fingers on the pulse.

I love you, Huffington Post photo editor.

Pete Campbell: Always full of shit.