A closer look at the 8 creepiest lyrics from popular Christmas songs.
Wrote this list today for Happy Place. Pretty proud of the stock photos.
Cracked is Back(ed)
For awhile there, in the category of “things not written by Seanbaby,” Cracked was dipping into some pretty mediocre territory. But lately, two of the site’s most frequent listorians, Jacopo della Quercia and Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, have just been killing it.
Catch up sometime, won’t you?:
6 Assassination Attempts That Almost Fucked the World
7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
The 5 Most Statistically Full of Shit National Stereotypes
7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art
From a male point of view, the only redeeming feature of the Twilight books and movies is the ammunition they provide against female claims of innate moral superiority over men.
Whenever a woman criticizes a man’s lust, aggression, shallowness or any other lesser angel of his personality, the quick-witted fellow can point to the millions of women addicted to the base, insipid, bad-boy-worshiping, misogynist syrup so many female viewers of all ages knelt to this past weekend, when The Twilight Saga: New Moon raked in $147 million at the box office, setting several records.
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| — | John Scott Lewinski, “Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From Twilight” |
