If The Avengers talked on Facebook.

New article from me on Happy Place. Can’t believe no one’s ever thought to make a Facebook conversation parodying a popular film or TV show before.

Every other horror movie ever made, your argument is invalid.

This is right down the street from me. Thinking of walking down there and getting cast as “guy who keeps staring through window at Mary Elizabeth Winstead and ruining all the takes.”

If the Hunger Games tributes fought it out on Facebook. [SPOILERS]

New article from me today on Happy Place. It’s another Hunger Games thing. Deal with it.

Yes, yes… more like this please.

12 people we wish had to fight in the Hunger Games.

New article from me on Happy Place.

Band With Jurassic Park Playing Behind Them is my new favorite band.

Started watching this late last night on a whim, ended up staying up until 5 a.m. to finish it. The next time that one douchey friend of yours makes some snide remark about the 99%, politely tie them to a chair and force them to watch this. It’s chilling.

I really love horror comedies, and this is a great one.

Every time two characters on some squeaky-clean network sitcom or prime-time drama sneak off to have vague off-screen sex in some most-likely-candlelit room, I picture this scene.

One day, MacGruber will finally be considered among the all-time classic comedies — just as soon as someone besides me realizes how great it is.