Honest Memorial Day beach bar flyer.

New piece from me on Happy Place. Share it with your loved ones. Like it with your like button.

Another (autobiographical) summer-related Someecard from me.

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Another new one from me

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New Summer someecard, by me

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New card from me about the thrilling world of tech company IPOs.

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What North Carolina’s next 9 amendments will probably look like.

New one from me.

If The Avengers talked on Facebook.

New article from me on Happy Place. Can’t believe no one’s ever thought to make a Facebook conversation parodying a popular film or TV show before.

New card by me

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New card from me to honor this wonderful day for America. Now go kiss someone of the same gender, salute a stack of pornography, and give someone an abortion. You know what? Give them two abortions.

What your Facebook page would look like if you won the Mega Millions.

New article from me on Happy Place about your inevitable lottery win.