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Solid plan dude

Solid plan dude

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Apparently one of my tweets made it on the news? In Houston? I dunno guys.
(via @CockShittington)

Apparently one of my tweets made it on the news? In Houston? I dunno guys.

(via @CockShittington)

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I’d like to think Dateline correspondent Josh Mankiewicz only found this tweet because he spends all day Twitter-searching the word “murder.”

I’d like to think Dateline correspondent Josh Mankiewicz only found this tweet because he spends all day Twitter-searching the word “murder.”

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Pretty cool: One of my tweets made it into Huffington Post’s list of Twitter’s Funniest Reactions to Rick Perry Dropping Out of the Race, next to some very funny people. Check out the rest here.

Pretty cool: One of my tweets made it into Huffington Post’s list of Twitter’s Funniest Reactions to Rick Perry Dropping Out of the Race, next to some very funny people. Check out the rest here.

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So this just happened.

So this just happened.

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Well I guess I have to actually write this book now.

Well I guess I have to actually write this book now.

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Dudes, today I got my first tweet onto the Black List, which are the ones Michael Ian Black hand-picks as his favorites which means Michael Ian Black liked something I wrote but more importantly Michael Ian Black read something I wrote.

Dudes, today I got my first tweet onto the Black List, which are the ones Michael Ian Black hand-picks as his favorites which means Michael Ian Black liked something I wrote but more importantly Michael Ian Black read something I wrote.

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Wait, IS this an actual beef though? Because if so I have no idea how to choose a side. This is like watching your parents fight if your parents happen to be two heterosexual male comedians I like.

Wait, IS this an actual beef though? Because if so I have no idea how to choose a side. This is like watching your parents fight if your parents happen to be two heterosexual male comedians I like.

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