Working on an article for tomorrow that I’m pretty excited about.

How Kim Jong-Il’s obituary would look if it was written by Kim Jong-Il.

Wrote this new piece for Happy Place, and definitely wasn’t forced to at gunpoint by seven kind and merciful soldiers from Dear Leader’s personal guard.

I forgot to mention this when it happened, but awhile back I moved up a notch in the ol’ Someecards hierarchy (as the result of a particularly grueling underground deathmatch I’d rather not think about OH GOD HE HAD A FAMILY). As you can see I have an extremely prestigious new title, and if Brook, Duncan, Kevin, Dwight and Andrew were ever to be tragically assassinated by someone certainly not hired by me so don’t even bother checking into that, the site would pretty much be all mine.*

*This has not been discussed.